"The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity."
"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile."
"God may not play dice but he enjoys a good round of Trivial Pursuit every now and again."
"There is no such thing as a normal period in history. Normality is a fiction of economic textbooks."
"There are people who are excitable by nature and allow themselves to become angry for the most trivial readons."
"The youth are not always right, but the society which ignores them and beats them is always wrong."
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball."
"In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools."